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| Two indians and a hillbilly were walking in the woods, all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up to the mouth of a small cave.
"woooo! Woooo! Woooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened very closely until he heard an anwering, "Woooo! Woooo! Woooo! He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indain what was that all about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" "no," said the Indian. "It is our custon during the mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler "Woooo! Woooo! Woooo!" into the opening, if they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate." Just then they saw another cave, The Indian ran up to the opening, stopped, and hollered, "Woooo! Woooo! Wooo!" Immediately, there was an answering "Woooo! Woooo! Woooo!" from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods and then he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the large opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It's bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might. "Woooo! Woooo! Wooo!" "Woooo! Woooo! Wooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the answering call, "WOOOOO! WOOOOO! WOOOOO!" The following day, the headline of the newspaper read........ "NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN." |
| THE INDIAN AND THE HILLBILLY |
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