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| YOU KNOW YOU'RE A YANKEE WHEN
1. You think barbecue is a verb meaning cook outside. 2. You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY! 3. You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly. 4. For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits. 5. You don't know what a moon pie is. 6. You've never had an RC cola 7. You've never, ever, eaten Okra. 8. You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on a road trip. 9. You have no idea what a polecat is. 10. You don't have bangs. 11. You don't see a thing wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle 12. You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags. 13. Instead of referring to two or moe people as "y'all", you call them "you guys", even if both of them are women. 14. You don't think Ted Kennedy has an accent. 15. You don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house. 16. You don't have any caps in your closet that advertise feed stores. 17. You can't spit out the window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping. 18. You don't know anyone with at least 2 first names (i.e. Jim Bob, Billy Ray, Mary Alice, etc.) 19. You don't have doilies, let alone know how to make them. 20. You've never been to a craft show. 21. You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you. 22. You can do your laundry without quarters. 23. None of your fur coats are homemade. |
